I’ve been asked before, “Hey, Johnny. Was that a muskrat on your head?” No. Just my totally bitchin’ 80s hair. Deal with it!
My sincerest condolences go out to the careers of my fellow castmates on 21 Jump Street. They left us too soon!
All those haters in the back know what’s up. I was the fuel that kept 21 Jump Street alive. Step aside.
I am the real Harry Potter! Always have been. Always will be.
I see how one could totally forget that this guy was on 21 Jump Street. I mean look at him. His mullet didn’t have near as much bounce as mine. Back in the day my mullet ran circles around his. His mullet had to wait in lines outside clubs while mine sat in the VIP section.
I dare you to find someone with a sexier shocked expression than me. I dare you!
Do I really need to say who won?
Hey, don’t you go and get any ideas! We were simply roughhousing. No more. No less.
Sometimes your bangs are gonna do what they wanna do. I say just grimace and go with it.